Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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