Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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