ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
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Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
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And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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