question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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