sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
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i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
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Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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