She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
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Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
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Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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