I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
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my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
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rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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