I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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