a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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