did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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