So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
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He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
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You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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