Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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