P.S. I can't hear my feet
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
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If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
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He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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