Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
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A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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