Walk of Shame. In a state park.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
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I hope my margaritas pass through security.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
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Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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