After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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