I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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