he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
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oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
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Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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