Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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