I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
The best revenge is premature balding
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
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I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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