pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
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Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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