Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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