I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
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Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
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You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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