NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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