My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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