Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
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He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
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Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
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