He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
