Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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