Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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