he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
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Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
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When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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