I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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