i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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