So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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