So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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