so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
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He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
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also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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