does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
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You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
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Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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