They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
you made out with another girl for some wings
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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