She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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