walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
You almost got us killed.
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