Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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