It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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