Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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