thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
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What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
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okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
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