Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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