Where is the hickey?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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