i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
we made out on top of his cat.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
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i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
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I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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