dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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