Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
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