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(563): View more from Iowa

his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?

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(203): View more from Connecticut

my phone cant type all the emotion im having

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im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"

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(815): View more from Illinois

If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.

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(971): View more from Oregon

No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,

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(516): View more from New York

Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal

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