he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
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