All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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