I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
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