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I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
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Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
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Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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