you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i think i have herpe
just one?
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His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
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Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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